Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Dear Diary Chapter 1

Note: Hi there, this is my first ever fanfiction, so bear with me here. Also, I may add additional chapters later if I feel like it, or it may just remain like this. Oh, and I don’t own Phineas and Ferb. Duh. But, you know, disclaimers are good, so… anyways…

Dear Diary,

Youll never guess what happened today!!!!

So, I was going about my business as usual- you know, keeping an eye on my pesky brothers and filling Stacey in on the total drama thats going on between Katie and Suzy- when guess who I see walking down the road? Thats right- Jeremy!!! Walking right by my house!!!!

I told Stacey Id call her back, and ran to the front door. I was about to open it, but then I remembered something. Stacey said that I should never look in too much of a hurry- then Jeremy would think that Im trying too hard to impress him. And I wouldnt want that to happen

Anyways, so I paused by the door and took a moment to fix my hair. And then I, like, opened it, and just walked out onto the street. I tried walking like the models that I saw when I was watching Gaston LeModes runway showI think Jeremy noticed!

So, I walked up to him, and then I pretended that I just noticed him, because I didnt want him to think that Id walked out the door just because he was there. Oh, heeeeellooo there Jeremy, I said, in my best girly glamour goddess voice. I did not see you there- what a surprise!

Oh, hey Candace, Jeremy said. And then he looked right at me!

That must mean he likes me!!!!!!!!!

So what are you doing over here? Were you by any chance looking for a particular somebody? I blinked my eyes really fast, like those girls in the movies do. It made it a little hard to see, but I think I looked good.

Yeah, I am, actually.

Ohh-hh, I said, batting my eyes again. And

Are your brothers around?

My eyes stopped mid-blink. My brothers? I repeated, surprised.

Yeah. He held up a camera. I borrowed this from them because mine broke. I have to return it.

Oh. I couldnt believe it! I walked like a model, talked like a glamour goddess, and blinked like a movie star, and he wanted see to my stupid brothers?! Theyre out back, I growled. I didnt sound very glamorous or girly anymore.

Thanks. Jeremy went into the backyard. I was left standing there.

Was I really that stupid and boring that hed rather talk to my brothers than to me?!

I pulled out my phone and immediately called Stacey.

Stacey! I moaned. Youll never guess what just happened! I told her all the ugly details.

Then, to my surprise, she said that this was a good thing. Listen, Candy- do you really think his camera broke?

Well, probably thats what he said.

Yeah, thats what he said, Stacey continued. But listen- if his camera really broke, why would he ask your brothers, of all people, if he could borrow theirs?

I dont know, maybe they had theirs out and he saw it-

No, listen- he borrowed theirs so that hed have an excuse to come to your house!

Really? Suddenly, I was a lot happier. You mean he really just did that so that he could see me?

Yeah, thats what Ive been trying to tell you all along, said Stacey matter-of-factly.

I gasped. Thats the nicest thing hes ever done for me! I was so touched. How many guys, Diary, are great enough that theyll put up with your twerp brothers and specifically borrow their camera just to see you?

Isnt Jeremy great?….