Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: A New Villain Chapter 4

A New Villain

Today had been a long
day, and it was only noon now. While Phineas and Ferb were high off
in space exploring the stars just to end the boredom of the day,
Perry lay on the grass. It would be a long time before he could get
over this. Hed failed in his duties and his arch-nemesis had been
replaced. What was a platypus to do?

At this time, Linda
came home with groceries and Lawrences back medicine. She looked
down at Perry who was fast asleep and pet him before walking into the
house. It all seemed peaceful now, but with a villain still at
large, how long was this to last?

And yet everyone was
ignorant of the whole thing. Phineas was too busy having fun to
care, Ferb was enjoying himself too, Candace was having a date right
now and Lawrence was in no condition to even help with anything. Of
course, Linda had always been oblivious to what happened among the
other family members. While Lawrence had been in on a couple of
scams, Linda was the only one who thought her family had too much
imagination.

Heres your back
medicine, she said walking up to Lawrence, who was moaning on the
couch, not in pain but out of pure boredom.

He happily grabbed the
medicine and gulped down a couple of pills kissing his wife on the
cheek and saying, Youre the best, honey.

Say, where are
Phineas and Ferb? Linda asked as Lawrence realized something. He
had assumed that he had only seen the rocket, but why wouldnt the
boys be home if they hadnt built a rocket in the back yard?

Linda, you might
want to know something, he said.

Meanwhile, while the
kids were still off in space enjoying themselves, the rocket ran out
of fuel and started to plummet down to Earth.

Whats going on?
Phineas asked as Ferb said, The fuel tank must have been too low.

Isabella started to
freak out and embraced Phineas tightly, but the others actually
seemed to be enjoying themselves. Soon enough, the rocket fell
somewhere just inches from behind the tree.

The debris ironically
formed into a barbecue setup as the kids rubbed their heads and
Phineas asked, Is everyone okay?

That was the best
ride ever! exclaimed one of the kids as they all gave Phineas a
hand shake and left for their respective homes.

You see? Lawrence
asked pointing at the yard after forcing himself outside with his
walking stick, Candace has been telling the truth about them.

He blinked when he saw
a barbecue setup instead of a rocket and Linda just looked around
saying, I dont see any rockets here. When did we buy a metal
picnic table and a fancy barbecue?

Then she noticed her
son and stepson, Phineas and Ferb, and said, Hi boys.

Lawrence was still
shocked as Stacy got up from her daze and shouted, MR. CANDACES
DAD, PHINEAS AND FERB BUILT A

Its okay,
Lawrence replied, calming the girl down, I know.

Then he looked at the
boys, curious as to what he should do at this time. He couldnt
punish them because he was in no condition to start yelling, and with
Linda completely oblivious, there was nothing that could be done.

At this moment, Jeremy
and Candace decided to go out on an actual date. They were about
ready to leave when the two noticed Perry awake now and looking very
depressed.

Should we see whats
up with him? Jeremy asked as Candace replied, No, Im sure
Perrys okay. Hes a platypus. He doesnt have emotions. Lets go.

No, somethings
definitely up, Jeremy said as Candace diverted his attention away
from the blue mammal saying, Come on, we dont have time to
figure out whats wrong with a mindless pet.

Phineas ran into the
kitchen feeling happy as could be shouting, Mom, you wouldnt
guess what we did today! We built a rocket and we went into space

Thats nice,
dear, Linda remarked, Say, have you seen your sister?

I think shes out
on her date with Jeremy, Phineas replied as Linda gasped and said,
Thats right. I forgot all about that. I wish I could have
taken a picture of the two before they left.

We now take you to Dr.
Doofenshmirtzs actual home when he wasnt plotting evil schemes. Actually, this wasnt really his home. It was his ex-wife,
Charlenes home where his daughter, a lovely girl with brown hair,
purple eyes and a black fashionable jacket lived.

You just rest up,
dear, his ex-wife said, feeling sympathy for her old husband,
Well find you a better job. That job I never knew about and
aggressive attitude you always had is what broke up our relationship
in the first place.

I cant do it!
Doofenshmirtz remarked, Being an evil Scientist bent on world
conquest was all I was ever good at! Now Im nothing!

His ex-wife gasped and
remarked, You mean to tell me youre actually evil?

Yes,
Doofenshmirtz replied, Its all true. I was an evil madman bent
on world domination always having my butt kicked by Perry the
Platypus. What? Didnt I ever make myself obvious?

Wow, now that I
think about it Charlene really had no more comments after that
as Vanessa entered the room. She figured maybe she could shed some
light on this situation.

Oh, Vanessa!
Doofenshmirtz explained with a slight bit of happiness, You are a
good sight for an old fool who lost everything! I must have let you
down with this, losing my job and everything!

In all honesty, Vanessa
really didnt much care for Doofenshmirtzs line of work. She
was always embarrassed to have a madman for a father who always got
his butt kicked by a platypus. She actually liked Perry. And yet,
seeing her father miserable and upset like this was just something
she couldnt deal with.

Dad, Vanessa
said, this could be a chance for you to bring your life together. I mean, all that evil stuff wasnt really worth it in the end. I
mean, what were your motives? You had none

Seeing her father get
more and more depressed while she said this, she sighed and said,
Alright, Dad, no one is more evil than you.

Really?
Doofenshmirtz replied, Because that Brandon guy was really

Forget about Brandon
and his remarkable brain! Vanessa spat, not believing what she was
saying, There is only room for one evil madman in this town, and
thats you! Go in there and get your job back!

You are right!
Doofenshmirtz replied with an evil grin, I can do it! I will go
into my old lab and kick his butt!

Then he stopped
momentarily and said, Im not wearing any pants, am I?

Vanessa nodded her head
as Doofenshmirtz put on a pair, laughed maniacally and ran out of the
house.

Charlene, on the other
hand, was deep in thought. She never would have guessed that her own
husband really was evil. She knew he was crazy, she knew he could be
a little mean sometimes, but never would she have guessed he was
truly evil.

This was something to
think about, but that ended abruptly as her ex-husband was seen
flying towards his former lab in a new battle robot.

Go get him, tiger,
she said, deciding that as long as she wasnt actually married to
him, it would be easier to just sit back and accept it.

Perry was deep in
thought about his path as well. Should he give up on being a spy? Maybe it was for the best.

He took the elevator
down into his lab wielding a hammer. He had no need for all of this
anymore. He raised the hammer above his rocket car and made a dent
in the hood.

As he saw his car
damaged, he started to think. What was he doing? Was it really over? Maybe he could save the world still. He didnt know what Brandon
was planning, but there was no way hed let this kid destroy his
hometown.

He put on his agent
hat, ready to resume his duties, and took buffed out his rocket car
before taking off towards what used to be Doofenshmirtzs evil
lair.

Candace was having a
great time with Jeremy as the boy said, Hey, I heard Love Handles
having a concert tonight. I was thinking maybe we could go to that.

Candaces eyes
sparkled as she squealed with excitement. Love Handle was the citys
most popular band and to be going to their newest concert with Jeremy
was a dream come true.

Meanwhile, Phineas
sighed and said, Today was a day well spent, failing to notice
a rocket car fly over his head.

Brandon laughed
maniacally as he said unto his mirror, I have finally done it! I
have built the perfect doomsday device thatll destroy this city
then the world!

Not so fast,
Doofenshmirtz said as he crashed through the window in his robot and
spat, THE WINDOWS WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN AUTOMATICALLY!!

Why couldnt you
just give up permanently? Brandon wined, Fine, well have
another battle, but I swear, theres no way youre going to win. Come on, you make Dr. Drakken look evil.

Oh, that was cold,
Doofenshmirtz said as he charged at Brandon, now inside of his
emerald robot, and their robots were locked in combat, each one
trying to overpower the other.