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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Come Home Perry – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Come Home Perry – Chapter 1

Come Home Perry!
By
The Sole Survivor

Xx

So if were enemies again,
does that mean AAHHH! Dr. Doofenshmirtz began before Agent P
promptly released him. Curse you, Perry the Platy Aaagh!
His nemesis screamed as he fell to the desert ground, rolling to a
stop on a large pillow. He then cheerfully shouted up at him, Oh,
now see there, a a throw pillow. You guys do it right!

Perry the Platypus stared through half-lidded eyes before he
sighed, his arms hanging below him. He was finally allowed to go back
to his family after defeating The Regurgitator, as easy as that was,
even if it was Doofenshmirtz who did most of it.

Okay, so he
did all of it. All Perry really did was save Doofenshmirtz before the
place self-destructed, which actually was Doofenshmirtzs fault in
the first place. Perry shook his head and rolled his eyes
sardonically.

That idiotic arch-enemy of his

He
couldnt complain though. His nemesis was his responsibility and he
felt it was better if he took care of him instead of any other agent,
and vise versa. Any other villains and animal agents were too serious
about defeating the villain once and for all without the fun of doing
it again in the future.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz had even called his
platypus enemy his best friend, considering that Perry would listen
to his life tales and sit through his flashbacks, no matter how bored
he got with them. Perry even felt his enemy deserved a title relative
to best friend maybe something like the person who is my
enemy works just as well as any.

Like the saying goes,
keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And the platypus was
a firm believer of that.

Perry felt a smile cross his bill as
he tugged his fedora further down his brow to prevent it from flying
away and his thoughts wandered from his enemy to Phineas and Ferb,
only to be reminded very suddenly of the morning he left.

The
small platypus had been very brokenhearted to have learned he was
being reassigned to another area. The alternative family had looked a
bit on the rough side, and he felt hed died a little inside at
that moment, his heart shattering in an instant at his boss
orders. Hed never heard any news as horrifying as that. Even when
the elevator to his HQ wasnt functioning and the chutes werent
working properly and he had to take the many, many flights of stairs,
it still didnt compare to the agony hed felt after the bad
news.

Perry didnt know what to tell Monogram, not that he
could anyway with him being a platypus and all, but he would have
liked to decline the newly assigned villain and stick with
Doofenshmirtz. He was more comfortable with that arrangement, more
than he would have realized. That had probably been one of the first
few times he wished he could speak like a human, just so he could
voice his opinions, tell Phineas and Ferb how much they mean to him
and tell Candace a thing or two while he was at it.

The young
platypus had sighed dejectedly, mourning the time when he would have
to depart, never to see the Flynn-Fletcher family again.

That
next morning, hed packed up his belongings before everyone woke
and stood outside the home, sneaking a final glance in through the
window. Perry had been hoping for one more peek at his family before
he left for good, and that was when he heard the most heart-breaking
words hed ever heard from Phineas, complimenting his saddened
expression as he gazed forlornly at the kitchen floor.

Id
be devastated if something happened to him.

That nearly
broke Perry right then and there, even as hed lifted his feeding
bowl to give it a longing stare. Hed been ready to tell MM to
screw the relocation just so he could see the happy smiles on Phineas
and Ferbs faces again, to let them know he was alright.

He
was torn.

His mission was important, as well as his agent
status. That was one of the reasons hed been stationed at the
Flynn-Fletcher home, undercover as a pet platypus. No one would ever
suspect he was an agent, and they still havent.

The one
thing he didnt count on was to get so very, very comfortable
around them probably as much as theyd gotten comfortable with
having a platypus as a pet, seeing as they dont do much. To
say he loved them would be an understatement. Since he had been
adopted, hed begun to think of them as his second family, his best
friends, and his companions.

Perry had sighed as he turned
away from the window, Phineas and Ferbs sad faces too much to bear
any longer. Taking off with his jetpack, hed flown to his new base
of operation and his new job he shuddered to think of this
transfer as a family. He would only have one family, he thought
sadly. Just when he thought things couldnt get any worse, when
hed arrived at The Regurgitators hideout, he was quickly
captured and secured in an airtight container in the blink of an eye
and with no way to escape.

Perry had been surprised to see
Doofenshmirtz show up at The Regurgitators lair not long after
hed been trapped. He was also more than a little annoyed that he
even agreed for an internship with the villain. Perry rolled his eyes
heavenward and sighed again before he saw Danville in the distance
and a smile lit up his face.

He was almost home.

What
if they dont want you back?

A tiny voice protested,
making him grind to a halt in mid-air. He blinked and frowned,
cutting his eyes back and forth before he realized they were his own
negative opinion. He shouldnt be thinking bad thoughts like that!
He growled and forced himself to continue toward thetown,
glaring angrily at nothing in particular for his weakness. He had to
be strong. He shouldnt have doubts now after all, they were
worried about him.

right?

Theyve probably
already replaced you with another pet platypuses are a dime a
dozen.
The voice continued eerily and he frantically clawed at
his head, almost losing his brown fedora in the process to rid
himself of the voice. They dont want you anymore.

No!
He prattled angrily. The platypus shook his head roughly a couple
times, clearing his head of such thoughts. He was more than positive
that Phineas and Ferb would welcome him back with open arms. Gaining
courage, he pressed forward. As he neared the towns edge, he
noticed the complete and total lack of people.

Where is
everybody?
He asked himself, his thoughts coming from his
mouth in idle platypus chatter at his confusion.

Theyve
already abandoned you.
Perry snarled at the unwanted
subconscious thought, glaring hard enough to crack ice before he
froze in the air as something faint echoed from the city. Music
drifted through the air and he listened intently, struggling to hear
the noise.

Perry, yknow you are a boys best
friend

Youre more than just a passing
trend

Youre like a treat from a candy
store

Perry paused as he recognized the voice
before quickly hurrying into the maze of buildings, searching for the
sounds. What in the world was going on? They were singing about him?
He hadnt been gone that long, had he?

The closer he got to
the center of the city, the clearer the lyrics got.

Oh
Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes

We love you more than bugs and
snakes

We love you more than all things
mentioned before

Slowing down, he sighed as he
felt the guilt creeping up on him. Of course, he knew Phineas and
Ferb missed him, but they could always get a new pet, couldnt
they? They always do the most outstanding things in everything they
do, like building a roller coaster, or having a chariot race
throughout the town, even going as far to create a machine to
communicate with him.

So why couldnt they get another
platypus? He grimaced and blinked away the sting in his eyes before
he continued on, a strong urge to find where the sound was
originating from creeping up inside him.

Oh Perry, youre
extra-ordina-a-ary

Youre kind of short and hairy

The color of a blueberry

Yes, Per-r-ry!

In no time
at all, Perry had located the building where the music was coming
from. It wasnt hard to miss, seeing as how half the town was on
the roof. He ducked down and hid behind a billboard, trying to stay
out of sight for the time being. Nobody needed to see the one they
were looking for in the air wearing a jetpack. That would raise a
whole bunch of questions that he couldnt or wouldnt
answer.

Perry felt his throat tighten slightly and he gulped
as he pressed his back against the large obstruction, feeling
overwhelmed by the song and the intensity of the way they sang.

So
come home Perry

Come home Perry, come home!

The
words made him feel like the lowest scum of the earth and he
flinched, banging his head on the large poster want ad for facial
crme many times. He also felt, with a sense of pride, that they
really wanted him back. He stripped his hat from his head and
clenched it in his hands, staring at it with torn eyes.

Phineas
and Ferb wanted him home, so why wasnt he going?

He sighed
and slumped against the metal until he heard Phineas cut through the
microphone.

Hey, Candace! Why dont you sing one?

Perry
scrambled to the side to see the Flynn-Fletcher sister step up as
Phineas and Ferb stepped off to the side. He saw her nervous
expression and tilted his head in confusion. Wasnt she the one who
wanted him gone? He listened carefully when she opened her mouth and
began to sing in the same rhythm the boys had been.

Um
oh Perry, I think its kind of scary

I cant find you anywhere-y

It fills me with despair-y?

The
platypus stared at her dryly before his head drooped slightly,
shaking his head in the process. Did she even know what she was
saying?

Then, thats when her words hit him. He stiffened
and turned his wide gaze back to her. Even though her rhyming skills
could use some work, Candace had been looking for him? And it seemed
shed been pretty torn up about him being gone. The platypus took
in a deep breath when she opened her mouth again.

Oh
Per-r-ry! Im allergic to dairy

Im gonna move to the prairie

And change my name to Larry.

There
was a short pause as the music paused, everybody staring at her in
silence. Perry raised an eyebrow and slowly reached up, tugging his
hat back down over his eyes. That was Candace for you, he thought in
amusement loud, caring and a horrible poet.

Larry?
Perry heard Phineas ask and he squinted to see their expressions
clearly.

I ran out of rhymes, alright? The girl
responded irritably. Not two seconds after that statement, the crowd
burst into song, and Perry blinked in surprise to see confetti
falling from the sky. They carried on with their business, not even
seeming to mind the strange occurrence.

Shell change
her name to Larry!

Larry!

Larry! The
crowd sang and echoed each other as the song built up. The Girl Scout
girls on top of the giant speakers began to sing with the rest of the
group, making a little dance as they sang their hearts out. Perry
watched as everybody began to join in with the chorus, even Phineas
and Candace, with Ferb on the guitar.

So come home, Perry

Come home Perry, come home!

The
little platypus was surprised to hear Candace the loudest over
everybody else as she sang with her arms extended, as if pleading
with the heavens to bring him home before placing her hands on
Phineas and Ferbs shoulders. He turned so his back was flat
against the billboard and Perry smiled.

So come home,
Perry

Come home, Perry, come home!

Perry quickly tore off his agent hat and waited for the
opportune moment to show himself. Leaning out from behind the wall,
he watched as Phineas, Ferb and Candace leaned together toward the
microphone, singing the last bars of the song. He smiled and scurried
out to meet them on all fours.

Come home, Perry, come
home!

Candace sang, the notes gently gliding over her
tongue as he stopped right at her feet. Deciding to announce his
presence, he chattered in his platypus sound, alerting all on the
roof he had heard their song and was finally there. Candace idly
glanced down at him, one hand still on the microphone.

Oh,
there you are, Perry. She said, her tone reminding him of all the
times Phineas had said the exact same words all those times hed
disappeared for a mission and returned some time later in the day. It
was like he wasnt even gone and he felt a sense of welcoming pride
swell in his heart. He wanted to leap up and hug her, but he knew if
he did that, his cover would be blown.

Perry! Phineas
cried and rushed over to hug him, Ferb not too far behind. Baljeet
and Isabella ran over to hug him too before the other Girl Scouts
came rushing after him as he was carted off in a mess of arms and
cries of his name.

Good job, Larry. Perry heard Buford
announce and soon, he could see the burly child in his view. Perry
glanced at Candace as the kids crowded him and he saw her smile in
his direction.

Welcome home. She spoke softly.

Perry
agreed it was very good to be home.

Xx

Ehhh well, Im not quite
sure what to say. All I can think of is Hey guys, I watched
Oh,
There You Are, Perry!
on YouTube and got a sudden urge to
write Perrys thoughts and feelings in that episode because they
never let us see his reaction to that
Come Home, Perry
song! Hahahahaha
Heh well I did. And I
wrote this. Not really sure if its exactly worthy to be a Phineas
and Ferb fan fiction but uh enjoy? forces a grin

Disclaimer: PHINEAS AND FERB DO
NOT BELONG TO ME.

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