Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Freak Walking candy cane Chapter 1

Freak?! Walking
candy cane?!

This is the
end of the episode Hail Doofania. And since Im Brazilian, I
dont know if its the drycleaner or the drycleaner guy. Hope you
like it!

Hey!
Vanessa and Candace said at the exact same time.

Why are you
wearing MY clothes?! The Goth chick asked.

I was gonna
ask the same thing! The red-haired one replied.

Ok, we need to
dis-swap our clothes! Vanessa wasnt that angry, but she
wanted her clothes back.

Yeah, lets
do it before you ruin my life more that you already did!!!
Candace WAS that angry.

What?! First,
I didnt ruin my life, the drycleaner guy did it and second why was
your life ruined?

Hey, I didnt
ruin anyones life! Said Tom, the drycleaner guy.

Dear, its
between this girl and me. Candace said to Tom.

Ok, but
anyway, how did it ruin your life?

Now, everybody
thinks I went Goth! And everybody includes my crush!!! Now
Candace was really really really really really if I wasnt tired
of writing really I wouldnt stop here- angry and her voice
blamed Vanessa.

I already told
you it was not my fault! Or do you think I liked to look like a
walking candy cane?!

What??!! I
dont look like a walking candy cane!

Oh, you do.
You really do. You wear these ridiculous clothes and your giraffe
neck helps a lot.

And what about
you, you look like a total freak! Its like someone died everyday
of your life and youre going to their funeral!

Ok, I just
wont waste my time yelling at you. Lets just change
ourselves.

So they did and
after seeing each other their right clothes, they remembered the
Swinter day:

Hey, arent
you the girl who wanted to bust your father? Candace asked.

Yep, why?

Nothing, I
just remembered you from that day

Yeah, I recall
you too.

They just went
back to their houses continued their tries to bust someone.

its not the
end! Just wait for my next fic. Thats because if I continued in
this one, it wouldnt be the end of the episode, but the start of a
story