Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: Baby Goo Goo Chapter 1

Baby
Goo-Goo

(Beginning) Linda walks over to
Phineas, telling him something.

I have
an announcement: I am pregnant. I has been 8 m months already.
Says Linda.

8 m
months already? Ferb, imagine that! says Phineas.

(FLASHBACK) Phineas and Ferb walk over to Lindas
car, as the last day of school happened.

Hi,
boys. How was your day? says Linda driving to Googleplex Mall.

Oh, it
was good. EXECPT FOR THE CLASS PARTY! IT ROCKED! yells Phineas.

Ow,
You Oh, thats nice. says Linda.

(Now)
Phineas walks over to Linda as Phineas says Hey, wheres
Perry?

Perry walks over to Monogram.

Ahem,
good morning, Agent P, Doofensmirtz has bought all of the tri-state
areas supply of diapers, hypno rays, disco balls, and guns that
make you invisible. Gosh, they scare me. I want you to go over to his
hideout right away.

(At the Flynn-Fletcher house)

Oh, oh
my God, Im in a lot of pain, oh god, oh god, oh god. cries
Linda.

Hold in
in, Mom. says Phineas.

I CANT
HOLD IT IN! HELP! HELP! PLEASE, JUST HELP! cries Linda

(We are now found at the hospital where Linda is
all scattery and speaking gibberish.)

Calm,
Linda. Were all here to PARTY! says Lawrence.

Oh,
yeah! Crank the tunes! says Candace.

NO
GRABLE GRUNES! screams Linda.

What
did she say? said Ferb.

HELP!
JUST HHEEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!! says Linda.

Oh. All
right then. says Ferb.