Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Phineas and Ferb Through the eyes of others – Chapter 3

Life from the eyes of
Different Characters

This story is written
through the eyes of Roger Doofinshmirz(I honestly am picking
characters at random unless anyone has a suggestion), Since we don’t
know alot about Dr. D’s brother I have made a lot of information up,
ah the joys of fanfiction. Hope you enjoy, I don’t own the
characters, so whatever. That would be Swampy Marsh and Dan Povenmire
and Disney of course.

–Danville, SD– Summer
2008

Hello
my fellow Danvilians, as you know I am Roger Doofenshmirtz, I am so
thankful that you have elected myself mayor, and I wish for you to
know more about myself and my background before those tabloids get to
you. I was born in the small village of Gimelschtump in the land of
Druelselstein to poor peasents, who forced my older brother to act as
a gnome, however shortly before I was born my father became a wealthy
dog breeder which allowed us to move to america when I was still but
an infant. I attended the prestegious Tri-State College in nearby
Swampfield where I was the star quarterback if you remember of the
Tri-State Phase-Inators. However following my senior year I joined
the firm of Povenmire, Marsh and Sangster-Martella. After becoming
the mayors assistant several weeks ago I uncovered his corruption and
through a city board of commerce got him removed from office,

I
want you to thank you for making me the first foreign born mayor in
the Tri-State area, and I shall do much to help both Danville and
eventually my homeland starting with a donations box at the Mayorial
ball next week, my niece Vanessa will be collecting donations at the
door. And I thank those of you whom wish to help out with this small
donation we shall slowly but surely remove poverty and illicit
substances from the streets of Danville. So that no one will ever
lose a family to any method other then becoming deceased.

I
want you to know how important family is to me, as my mother and
father have both passed on, the family name lives on only through
myself and Vanessa’s father, my older brother Heinz the CEO of the
Doofenshmirtz corparation, he bares animosity towards me due to his
rough childhood whereas by the time I was born my family had wealth
and power, he also holds me responsible for his more recent struggles
with his wife Charlene before they finally got divorced 6 months ago,
though I have tried extending a hand of friendship towards Heinz he
has pushed me away in favor of animals as he has been shown at
different times rescueing a kitten, and owning both a dog and a
platypus. His daughter seems to be under the impression that my
brother Heinz is *chuckles* evil, but as my former sister-in-law says
“Nobodys evil”, no Heinz is just a poor misguided man at
loss for his purpose, something many seem to have problems with
during the course of our 80+ years circling this planet, and I am
sure that his animal friends will soon help him out of this slump

Now
I have heard many complain of young children building fantastical
sights in our very own community, this shows the creativity of the
children of Danville, thus I have chosen to make sure the art and
design programs at the local public schools are enhanced with state
of the art technology, this will lead to a revolution the Tri-State
area could greatly use. once again I am Roger Doofinshmirtz and I am
proud to represent you fine people of Danville, and thank you for
taking the time to read this tale