Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: And i don’t like you on the sea – Chapter 1

phineas and ferb were
sitting next to their backyard tree, listening to the radio:

Radio guy(Robbie): and
today is a great day to stay home listening to the radio…

Meanwhile with Candace, on
the phone:

Stacy, you won’t believe
it, yersterday i was

walking on the amusement
park roller coaster and Jeremy was 15 seats after me!!! it was just,
just incredible…

With the boys:

A guy walks by their house
with a miniature boat.

Phineas: i know what we’re
gonna do today! we’re gonna make a cruise! Ferb, please go to the
blueprints world and get a five star ship project please.

Ferb nodded in agreement
and went to the blueprints world.

Hey, where’s Perry???

Perry enterred into the
trashcan and went to “the place i don’t know the name but you
guys know where it is”.

Major monogram appeared in
the screen:

Agent P, guess what? Today
is my birthday! And Doofenzmirth knew that i was supposed to make a
party and invite you, so today he’s not doing any evil thing! Then
you can go to my house at 3:00 pm ok?

Perry nodded with his head
in agreement and went away.

With Ferb:

Vanessa was also at the
blueprints store and when she noticed Ferb was there, she said “Hey,
you again?”

Ferb didn’t answer, but
this time, he didn’t confuse the blueprints just because Vanessa was
beside him and she was kinda hot.

As he came home, Isabella
walked in:

What’cha doing?

well, now we’re just
wainting for our order to arrive, but we are gonna build a ship and
go to the south, where it nis hot!

Can i go with you?

Sure! And you could invite
the whole neighborhood, since it’s gonna be a really big ship.

OK.

Isabella went to invite
thier friends. The order arrived and the guy asked:

Hey, aren’t you a little
young to…

order a ship? yes, yes i
am.

Then the guy went away and
they built the ship. Then Candace came in:

No, no, no, you’re not
building a ship!!!!

Jeremy and a lot of boys
and girls walk in after Isabella:

Jeremy: Hey Candace, are
you going to the trip???

Candace: Well, yeah!

Then everybody helps to
take the ship to the sea (yeah, they were pushing a giant ship)

Their mother arrives home:

Phineas??? Ferb???
Candace??? OMG! Where did they go? They must be having fun somewhere.
Anyway, i don’t wanna loose my cooking class.

And she goes to the
cooking class.

At the ship:

They are still at the US,
where’s kinda cold, so they’re at a living room, listenig to the
radio(it was not the same station they were listening in the start of
the morning):

Radio guy(Tommy): Today is
not a great day to stay at home listening to the FM radio! it’s a
great day to stay home listening to the AM radio! Anyway, now, at
3:00 pm, we’re gonna start our romantic program. So, Betty which
songs fo we have today?

Betty: Today I was
wondering: why a romantic song has to be slow?

Tommy: IDK!

Betty:Yeah! so today we
have fast romantic songs! Starting with “dirty little secret”,
by The All American Rejects!

With Perry:

He puts on a smoking and
goes to MM’s party.

Perry, the platypus?! –
says Doofenzmirth, who’s also at the party.

Perry has a surprised
expression on his face.

Then mm comes around:

Oh, Agent P! You right in
time! And Heiz why didn’t you bring Vanessa with you?

She’s on a cuise to the
south.

Oh.

An: I won’t talk about
Perry from now on.

At the ship:

And the music starts. Ferb
is dancing with Vanessa, Bulford and Baljeet are dancing with two
girls they knew at the cruise, Candace is dancing with Jeremy, the
other guys are dancing with the other girls and Phineas is sitting on
the right corner of a 789 ft. sofa and Isabella is sitting on the
other corener of the same sofa. Then Isabella shouted:

Phineas, wanna dance with
me?

And Phineas shouted back:

Well, i don’t LIKE you,
but what are we gonna do here? Let’s dance!

They are dancing. They
(all the boys and girls) dance all day and night long Until 10
o’clock.

At 10 they go to bed and
Isabella can’t stop thinkin about what Phineas said her “i don’t
LIKE you…” and that phrase kept echoing in her head all night
long, and at 3:00 am, she decides to go to Phineas’ cabine and ask
him what he meant.

Of course he’s sleeping
then, no matter how strong Isabella knocks on the door, he won’t wake
up. She keeps trying until 5:00 am, when she falls asleep leaning
across the door.

At 9:00 am, Phineas and
Ferb (they were in the same room) wake up, get ready, open the door
and come across Isabella lying down on the floor, in front of their
door. They just don’t know what to do, then they let her there and go
to have breakfast. When the roomdresser arrives to clean up their
room, she doesn’t see Isabella and steps on her. She wakes up and
remembers:

I gotta talk to Phineas!
– then she runs faster than a racecar to the ship restaurant.

When she arrives there,
then restaurant dingle plays:

“do you wanna eat
while in the middle of nowhere? call 1234-5678 and we’ll go wherever
you’re at”

Then she goes towards
Phineas’ table:

Hey Isabella!

Phineas – she says
breathless – what did you mean with “i don’t LIKE you”?
What did i do wrong? Am i too boring, gross, ugly, stupid, angry or
something???

Before he has time to
answer, the whole ship starts singing the song called “why don’t
you like her?”:

(All)Hey triangle
shaped-face what’s the problem with her?

‘cuz we know when she
talks to you, your cheeks start to burn

‘cuz since the day you
met, you always loved to hear she says

(Isabella)What’cha doing?

(All)Then just tell us,

Why don’t like her?

(Phineas) What?

(All) Why did you say
that?

(Phineas) Huh???

(All)With those words you
just broke Isabella’s heart!

(Isabella) This night i
couldn’t sleep, just thinking about

What you said out loud

and since the day we met

i’ll tell you what i
guess…

We were meant to
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Phineas is … confused:

Isabella, I just- I- I
didn’t- I wasn’t- I- I like you, but not that way!

Isabella knows it’s better
to have Phineas as a friend than don’t have Phineas, but she’s upset:

OK.

Just to break that silence
Ferb asked:

Isn’t this cruise during
too much?

Everyone agreeded and they
came back home.

Next day, Phineas and Ferb
built a skateboarding track, but Isabella didn’t came to ask what
they were doing. Then, THEY went to Isabella’s house to ask what SHE
was doing, but the only thing they found was a “for sale”
sign in frotn of her house.

Phineas thought: “did
she becaus e of the ” don’t like you” thing???”

Then he was feeling so bad
for that, that he didn’t even wanted to enjoy their brand new
construction or make another one next day.

Isabella was in her new
bedroom, playing the coolest game ever: Cowabunga Candace:

OMG! I can’t believe
Candace has ger own game!

Then an annoying alarm
started beeping: “one new nessage! Check your mail box!”

The message was from
Phineas:

” Dear Isabella, i
don’t know where you are but anywhere you are just know: I missed you
a lot this week and i just wanted to say… GITICHI GITICHI GOO!

AN: If you guys didn’t get
the joke remember the song? gitichi gitichi goo means that i love
you.

Like one second after,
Isabella was at their house . Phineas and Ferb were sitting next to
that old oak in their backyard. Then Isabella:

What’cha doin’?

Phineas was kinda suprised
and kinda happy at the same time:

Isabella! i thought you
had moved!

No, i just spent one week
at a hotel and i’m going to spend another one there.

Well, but your house was
for sale.

Oh! we weren’t selling the
house! we were just selling the grass.

Why were you selling the
grass???

My mom wanted to make a
“stone garden” and she needed some extra money to start
buying her stones.

And why didik you have to
stay at a hotel if you were just selling the grass?

Phineas! Too many
questions! i just came to say that i read your e-mail and…

Isabella just kissed
Phineas cheek, which got totally pink because of Isabella’s lipstick
and because he was blushing.

AND
THEY WERE HAPPY EVER AFTER (this is gonna be my next fic)