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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Ultimate Contest – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Ultimate Contest – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb:

The Ultimate Contest

(2 Part Episode)

EXT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY

It is morning in Danville and PHINEAS, FERB and Perry are yet again lying under the backyard tree.

PHINEAS

So Ferb, what are you thinking we should do today?

Ferb scratches his head for a second, then shrugs his shoulders.

PHINEAS

Well, whats next on the list?

Ferb brings out an enormous list which stretches out to the house. Phineas begins reading the list, scrolling the camera with it as he does.

PHINEAS(CONTD)

Rollercoaster, Treehouse Fight, Nothing, Haunted House. Wow, weve done a lot so far, but whats next?

The camera moves down to the bottom of the list, where Phineas reads the final activity.

PHINEAS(CONTD)

Insert activity here?! Well, so much for the list, lets go see if anyone else has an idea.

Phineas and Ferb get up and walk over to the fence, where they are greeted by ISABELLA.

ISABELLA

Hey, Phineas.

PHINEAS

Hi Isabella.

ISABELLA

Whatcha doin?

PHINEAS

Not much, at the moment.

ISABELLA

Great, because theres a huge contest going on down at the park.

PHINEAS

Cool, what kind of contest?

ISABELLA

I cant really explain here, but everyones gathering and theyll tell everyone at the park, so wed better get going.

PHINEAS

Okay, at least weve got something to do today, lets go. Hey, wheres Perry?

INT. PERRYS HIDEOUT – DAY

Around the side of the house, Perry jumps up, puts on his hat and presses a button, however nothing happens. He presses the button a few more times, with each press becoming more aggressive, until he begins smashing it against the wall, which opens a tunnel into the hideout. MAJOR MONOGRAM appears on the screen.

MONOGRAM

Ah, there you are, Agent P.

Perry holds up the broken remote button, with a displeased look upon his face.

MONOGRAM(CONTD)

Oh, yeah, we were going to get that fixed, but we needed the money for, uh, other expenses.

Perry continues to stare at him.

MONOGRAM(CONTD)

Ok, we got a new T.V for headquarters, but you should really see this, its awesome! Anyway, were concerned about Doofenshmirtz. Hes entering himself in that contest down in the park and we need you to enter yourself to find out what hes really up to. I mean, come on, he cant possibly just be entering a contest for no reason, can he? Now get out there and stop him.

Perry uses his chair helicopter to fly up and out of the hideout, heading towards the park.

INT. FLYNN FLETCHER HOUSE – DAY

Inside, CANDACE is on her cellphone, talking to STACY as she eats breakfast.

CANDACE

So what do you think I should do today Stacy? Should I admire Jeremy at Mr. Slushie Dawg from a distance or actually go talk to him for a couple of minutes?

STACY

Actually, I heard that Jeremy isnt working today.

CANDACE

Really? But he always works Wednesday from 10:00 to 4:00, doesnt he?

STACY

Well apparently hes going to that big contest down at the park.

CANDACE

Ugh, my brothers went down to that thing, I really hope I dont run into them, I just know that theyll embarrass me.

STACY

Well, whatever you do, do it quick, the contest entry is closing soon.

CANDACE

What?! Id better get going! See ya soon, Stac.

Candace hangs up her phone and quickly rushes out of the door.

EXT. DANVILLE PARK – DAY

The park is bustling with people, as everyone is there to sign up for the competition and hear the rules. Over at the sign up table, Phineas and Ferb have just finished signing up, and begin walking over to the stage where the judge will explain the rules.

PHINEAS

Wow, it looks like everyone in Danville must be here. Buford, Baljeet, Jeremy.

As Phineas is looking at all of the people, he almost bumps into Candace.

PHINEAS(CONTD)

Oh hey Candace, are you here for the competition?

CANDACE

Oh, great. I knew Id run into them. Listen up you, I dont want to see you anywhere for the rest of this whole contest while I hang out with Jeremy, got it?!

PHINEAS

Okay, were heading over to the stage anyhow.

CANDACE

Well, I… Just you watch it!

Candace walks away from the boys and begins looking around for JEREMY.

CANDACE(CONTD)

Now where is he, Stacy said hed be here.

As Candace is talking, Jeremy walks up behind her.

JEREMY

That whod be here?

CANDACE

That Jer-

Candace blinks a few times, then turns around.

CANDACE(CONTD)

Jeremy! Hey, hows it going?

JEREMY

Ah, pretty good, I heard there was some amazing prize for this contest, are you entering?

Candace looks around too see that shes at the sign up table.

CANDACE

Uh, yeah. Yeah, Im completely up for, what this thing is, yeah.

JEREMY

Cool, I guess wed better get over to the stage.

Jeremy and Candace walk over to the stage, Passing by DOOFENSHMIRTZ, who is wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses as a disguise. As he is walking over to the sign up table, he is ambushed from above by Perry, who holds a ray gun up to his face.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Hey, hey, easy, Perry the platypus. Im just entering the contest, as a citizen, jeez.

Perry lets go of Doofenshmirtz and puts his gun away, while Doofenshmirtz stands up and the two continue walking.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Look, I heard that there was a great prize for this contest, so I decided to compete so that I could defeat everyone with my evil genius brain. If you want to stop me, youll have to enter as well and beat me legitimately, like I plan on doing to everyone else.

Doofenshmirtz and Perry, at the sign up table, sign their names up and walk over to the stage. As they get close, Perry stops as he sees that Phineas, Ferb and Candace are there. Switching to a shot of Phineas and Ferb, Perry, without his hat, walks up to them.

PHINEAS

Oh, there you are Perry. I guess you want to see the start of the competition too, huh?.

As everyone is settled down at the stage, an ANNOUNCER takes over, walking in front of the curtain.

ANNOUNCER

Okay, sign up time is officially over! Welcome to the contest everyone, my name is Roy, Ill be your M.C for the whole day.

ROY makes his way over to a rope, which he places his hand around.

ROY(CONTD)

But first things first, lets take a look at what you guys are all playing for. Remember the competitions in school to become principal for a day? Well get ready to see the big boys equivalent.

Roy pulls on the rope, which drops the curtain, revealing a pedestal with a large, golden key on it.

ROY(CONTD)

Thats right, it is indeed the key to the city. If you win the contest, you receive the key and become Mayor for a day, putting the whole cities resources at your disposal.

As he speaks his next lines, Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Doofenshmirtz eyes all expand as they hear him.

ROY(CONTD)

Thats right, you get to do whatever you want with the whole city, no questions asked. You can gain instant access to build a giant contraption, get the cities finest to protect you from a secret agent as you build an evil machine, set up every camera in town on your backyard to catch someone building a giant contraption, you name it. But first things first, youve gotta beat the game, and here it is.

Roy walks over to another rope and pulls it, dropping another curtain, painted to look like the Danville Park, revealing, something that makes everyone in the audience gasp in unison.

We look over the newly reformed park, which has been made into a giant maze, starting on the outside, green trees and hedges, then through a giant river surrounding a mountain, which starts off rocky, then leads higher and higher, until it becomes a glacial peak, where an alcove can be seen, with a flag lodged in the ice. We look back at Roy, who speaks up again.

ROY

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate maze. As you can see, youll all start at points around the edge, then you will be required to make your way through the different areas, until you get to the top, first person or team that gets the flag at the top out of the ice wins the key, and all encompassing power for a day, but beyond that, its all up to you how to do it, also remember well be watching you on your way up as well. Teams can be either of two or three, youll have a few minutes to grab your complimentary supplies, then well get this show on the road.

The crowd makes its way over to a table stacked with backpacks, food, cold weather clothes, water and begins picking them up.

PHINEAS

Say Ferb, you said you had been mountaineering once, what do you think well need?

Ferb begins grabbing specific items and stuffing them into the backpack.

PHINEAS

Awesome, were so gonna win! Wait, wheres Perry gone again?

Further along the table, Perry is near Doofenshmirtz, looking anxious, not willing to let Doofenshmirtz out of his sight, but needing to protect his cover identity, so he grabs some clothes and begins to put them on.

Caption reading A few minutes of complimentary supplies later

Everyone is at the starting line, where Roy is walking along to check entrants, as he comes to Doofenshmirtz and Perry, who is clothed all over, making him completely unrecognizable, apart from his hat.

ROY

Okay, and you are?

DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Heinz Doofenshmirtz. And thats Perry the Platypus.

ROY

Okay, Heinz, Heinz, there you are, however we have no Perry the Platypus here.

Perry points to a point on the list, where he has written Agent P.

ROY

Agent P? Okay, and you two are a team?

DOOFENSHMIRTZ

What?! No, were actually-

ROY

Great, Heinz and Agent P, good luck to you two.

Further along, Jeremy and Candace are next to each other.

JEREMY

Hey Candace, did you want to be a team with me?

CANDACE

Oh, sure, that sounds great, whatever I can do to make it easier to get that prize!

As Roy gets to them, Candace quickly addresses him.

CANDACE

Uh, Candace Flynn and Jeremy Johnson, were a team.

ROY

Okey-dokey, whos next?

At the end of the line are Phineas, Ferb and Isabella.

PHINEAS

Hey, I wonder who gets the prize if we all win as a team?

ISABELLA

Wouldnt we all get it?

PHINEAS

That would be so cool, weve gotta win this.

Roy comes over to them.

ROY

And last but not least, you three should be Phineas, Ferb and Isabella, correct?

PHINEAS

Yep, were also a team.

ROY

No problem, thats a good idea, if you win as a team then all three of you get the prize.

PHINEAS

Yeah, we thought so.

Roy gets out a megaphone.

ROY

Okay, contestants, are you ready?

His sentence is met with a roar of people saying yes.

ROY

Then on your marks, get set, GO!

Everyone races off of the start line, leaving Roy, who walks over to a helicopter and gets in, which takes off and heads for the maze.

End of Part One.

Part Two.

EXT. ULTIMATE MAZE – DAY

From the helicopters view, the contestants are making their way through the greenlands.

ROY

Hey guys, do you mind if I put on a little music to make this ride a bit better?

The pilots and cameraman shake their heads and give thumbs up to Roy, who gets a tape out and puts it in a stereo, which begins playing.

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