Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: A New Villain – Chapter 6

A New Villain

Well, this was really
bad. Brandons robot had ruined a concert by the citys most
beloved band and it seemed unstoppable.

Well, this is a real
bummer, Danny said as the robot tore apart the stage and attempted
to stomp on them.

Luckily, they managed
to get away when Doofenshmirtz fired a laser beam at the robots
head from behind. Brandon started to fume once again as the robot
reached down for Doofenshmirtzs robot.

The mad doctor freaked
out as Vanessa quickly pressed an eject button conveniently placed on
the side of the robot and Doofenshmirtz was shot out just in time. Course, this wasnt, like, shot high into the air with a parachute
sort of eject. This was just his seat springing out and tilting over
thus slamming him into the ground next to the robot.

I really should get
that fixed, the doctor said as he and Vanessa made a run for it.

Oh no, you two
arent going anywhere! Linda spat.

The two were actually
very surprised that it was Linda saying this. Normally, she would be
oblivious to suspicious activity, but this time, she had finally seen
a small hint of proof.

Oh, hey Vanessa,
Linda said casually, I saw your mother at my pottery class
yesterday. And this must be your crazy father that Charlene can no
longer see.

Her eyes narrowed as
Doofenshmirtz waved with his fingers and said, Hello. Uh I am
Heinz Doofenshmirtz. So you know my wife. You must be Linda.

Yes, the woman
replied, Its nice to meet you. Now, can you explain whats
going on here?

This was awkward. How
was Doofenshmirtz to explain that he was evil? Besides him, only
Perry and Vanessa actually knew that he was evil and neither could
really turn him in, because no one believe Vanessa while Perry
couldnt talk or even reveal his identity as an agent.

Before being forced
into explaining this horrible secret of his, Brandons robot
started to stomp towards them and they had no choice but to flee.

Linda, Candace, Jeremy
and Lawrence quickly got in the car, but realized something was
missing.

Where are Phineas
and Ferb? Linda asked as Candace noticed them both standing there
looking up at the robot.

Wow, I cant
believe were seeing a giant robot up close, Phineas said, This
is so cool!

Candace once again did
something she thought shed never do. She got out of the car and
leapt at her brother and stepbrother, knocking both to the side along
with her thus saving them from the robots foot.

Phineas embraced his
sister and said, Thanks, Candace.

Youre welcome,
she said rather uneasily, but dont overdo it. I hate you,
remember?

You do? Phineas
remarked as the robot foot came at him again only to be a useless
effort when Candace pulled on Phineas and Ferbs arms and forced
the two into the car as Lawrence started it up.

Alright, I want to
know exactly what is going on here, Linda said as Candace
snickered and said, Oh, you two are in so much trouble now.

But we didnt
build that, Phineas said pointing to the maniacal teenager
piloting it.

Alright, now
everything thats a threat to me fears me! Brandon shouted with
a maniacal laugh, This is where I destroy this town followed by
the world!! And whats more? I HAVE NO REASON TO DO IT AT
ALL!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Hey, no real villain has ever had a good
reason, why start now?

Luckily, it was at this
moment that a certain blue platypus had finally managed to climb up
to the robots control panel. He pried it open to once again
notice that there were no wires. But he wasnt going to let that
stop him.

Perry simply removed
this other layer and his suspicions were correct, the wiring was
hidden under a second layer underneath the emerald exoskeleton. This
was it. Perry pulled out a pair of scissors and cut the lead wire
therefore causing the robot to sputter.

Linda stopped the
vehicle and said, Well, looks like the robot stopped working.

Everything around
here is just so convenient, Candace said with her eye twitching.

But sadly, even this
had not stopped it. The robot started up again as Brandon laughed,
prying Perry out from under him and shouted, YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE SO EASY!! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!! THERE IS A
SECOND LEAD WIRE!! YOU ONLY TOOK APART ONE OF THEM!!

Perry let out a low
growling sound as Brandon blinked and replied, Wheres the other
one? Why, its on the back of the other leg, of course.

Then he realized what
he had just done and slapped his forehead, but it was okay. Perry
didnt stand a chance anyway.

But what he hadnt
counted on was that Perrys family was witnessing this.

HOLD ON, PERRY!!
Phineas shouted pulling out a rod with a magnet attached to it, MY
PLATYPUS MAGNET WILL SAVE YOU!!

Then he looked at Ferb
who just stared at him like he was crazy and said, What can I say? I figured I might need a platypus magnet someday.

With that, he hurled
the rod towards the platypus catching Perry in his magnet and reeling
him in. As Perry returned he quickly removed his agent hat and went
back to his mindless look.

Perry, what were you
doing on that thing? Linda asked as Lawrence said, I personally
think we should have a talk with our boys, wouldnt you say?

Linda sighed and
nodded. She had to admit, this was odd. All this time, Candace had
been right.

Jeremy had to admit, he
felt uneasy with his girlfriends parents acting like this, but
Candace was just uttering, Yes, yes, yes! under her breath. Finally, her brother and step brother had been busted, and this time,
she had succeeded without even trying to bust them.

But of course, there
was also the case of Brandon trying to take apart the town. And
furthermore, where had the Doofenshmirtz family gone? They hadnt
been seen since the robot attacked them.

Well, the family
returned home and as soon as the car stopped, Linda noticed Heinz and
Vanessa tied to the roof of the car.

Doofenshmirtz untied
himself and said, Thank you so much for saving us from that robot,
even if you didnt mean to.

Then he and Perry both
stared at one-another strangely. This was awkward. Doofenshmirtz
was deep in thought as to why Perry was acting like a mindless idiot
while Perry just hoped to God that Doofenshmirtz wouldnt start
talking to him.

Luckily for him,
Vanessa got the point and signaled to her father that he wasnt to
speak of this. Doofenshmirtz nodded in understanding as everyone
entered the house.

Oh, I must say, this
is a very nice place, Doofenshmirtz said, I can see how you and
Charlene are friends. I tell you, battling a robot all day really
takes a lot out of you.

So, youve been
trying to bust your brothers this whole time? Vanessa asked
Candace as she smiled and nodded while Vanessa continued; I hear
you. Ive been trying to prove to my mom that my dads an evil
genius. She knows now, but only because he told her.

Phineas has always
told mom what he was doing, Candace said, but since hes 10,
mom never actually believed him. She and dad were the only people
associated with us who never knew what was going on.

So youre an evil
genius? Linda asked pouring Doofenshmirtz some coffee, Wow, I
can see why Charlene left you.

Oh, thank you, he
said taking a sip of the coffee, Well, my wife didnt leave me
because of that. She never knew until now. Actually, she left me
for other reasons. Apparently, my inventing was uncomforting for
her.

Well, you see what
evil brings? Lawrence asked the man, If I were you, Id give
up on being evil.

I cant do it,
Doofenshmirtz replied, Being and evil genius is all I ever really
could do. Without it, I have nothing.

And then came the most
important conversation of all, Phineas and Ferb and their inventive
ways. Well, Linda couldnt exactly punish them. They had always
told her what they were doing over the past. But she couldnt let
this go either because they were far too young to be doing such
things.

Boys, can you please
stop inventing things? Linda asked as Phineas gasped and replied,
But mom, Summers boring without us making stuff!

I dont care,
Linda said, You are no longer allowed to invent anything.

Phineas had always told
his mom what he was doing because he never believed she would be
against it, but seeing how it turned out, he wished hed never even
tried to get her to believe that stuff. Of course, part of the
reason he tried was because he knew getting busted would make Candace
happy, and he cared more about her happiness than his own. She hated
him, but he loved her.

Ferb, on the other
hand, was ashamed of himself for not seeing this sort of thing
coming. Even he didnt want to keep what they did a secret. In
fact, he and Phineas were both too honest for their own good.

I just cant
believe this has been going on all Summer, Linda said as Lawrence
sighed, Well, I just feel good knowing that I discovered their
secret before you did.

You know, your back
healed way too quickly, Linda said as Lawrence laughed and
exclaimed, Alright, I asked the boys to make a stronger medicine
before we left for the concert!

Wow, Linda said,
Maybe their inventions arent so bad, but still, that sort of
thing is not what ten year olds should be doing. I cant punish
you for telling me the truth all this time, but I am banning you from
inventing.

Candace had to admit,
this was harsh. Not only were Phineas and Ferb unhappy with the
results, but more importantly, Candace had gotten no recognition
despite being the first to ever report them doing all this stuff.

Perry then looked at a
watch hidden under his fur realizing that his services were needed in
the lab. He was about ready to head towards one of his elevators
when the family noticed him standing on two feet.

Perry, what are you
doing? Phineas asked as Perry found himself confronted.

Uh, hes just
stretching, Doofenshmirtz stated, coming to his nemesis
defense, Look, isnt it obvious?

But Perrys a
platypus, Phineas said, He shouldnt be doing anything!

Perry just looked up at
Doofenshmirtz and sighed, waving his hand signaling the family to
follow him.

Oh boy, I get to see
Perry the Platypus secret lab! Doofenshmirtz squealed as Perry
sealed the entrance for him and his daughter. There was no way he
was going to let his arch-foe know where he devised all of his plans.

Of course, the family
was shocked as could be. Seeing all of this high tech equipment was
just so strange. Even Candace didnt know about this. No one did
until now.