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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Skateboard Ramp – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Skateboard Ramp – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb in “The Skateboard Ramp”

The villain Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz was quite complacent, far more so than usual, as he sat observing his latest creation- an army of robot men! These creatures, if they may be called by that term, were made of pure titanium, a substance renowned for it’s strength, and used in aeroplanes and such devices requring durability. They were of an average human size and weight, and their motion was similar, though with that robotic nature which is quite unavoidable if one is not to expend great time and effort producing those subtleties so wanted by us these days, and which gave the creatures a somewhat ungraceful walk. Their voice, for they communicated by speech as do men, was metallic and pure of any imperfection- but had a ringing- like that of a bell or an echo. Doctor Doofenshmirtz had not been foolish as regards weaponry either- for this army of cold metal men (cold of emotion for a robot, like any electrically operated device warms to some degree) were equipped with laser blasters on their right fingertips, and could shoot as fast as any bullet- and injure just as efficiently. So then, as this great villain contemplated his latest creations, standing still in neat rows like a freshly begun game of Chess- his mind turned from these to his enemy, Perry the Platypus- a secret agent who had been his undoing for many years… Yet now, armed with this great army, how could Perry defeat him? He was at last invincible. “Now” he said, arising and turning to face a control panel with many a switch and lever, a buzzing and a beeping as is a control panels nature, “Now to rid myself of that accursed Perry once and for all… To blast him from existence at last! Ah- what grand and beautiful thoughts are these- the final destruction of my longstanding arch nemesis… who has o’er a thousand times defeated me so blastedly successfully… But NO! Now i shall face him with confidence and with a knowledge i shall be victorious! A great triumph this will be!” Doofenshmirtz then walked to his balcony, and observed calmly his surroundings- downtown Danville. “Ah… this breeze is a great thing- i am very grateful for this bestowment… which allows my brain to think more clearly without the infernal confusing heat… Yes… now that i think clearly… yes… It seems Perry has not a single chance to defeat me- and… Hello! What is that on the horizon above that great skyscraper? It’s… No! It can’t be! A flying platypus! Flying by aid of a rocket and metal wings! Of Aluminium i’m sure… or perhaps Carbon Fibre, which is just as strong but twice as light, or thereabouts as good in it’s qualities relative… for the precise knowledge is vaguely in my memory… But let’s avert from all this rambling thought- to my present situation! Here at bullet pace comes my nemesis, that platypus who has so successfully defeated me… all these many times… But now! Now we shall see a new dawn, a new day, the Day of Doofenshmirzt! Ahahahahahahahaha!” Doofenshmirtz’s rambling thoughts came to a halt abruptly as he considered what was to be his next course of action. Certainly with one like Perry, with his wits so very much about him, and with his veritable army of gadgetry to assist him in his every wish and desire… to capture such a beast surely required another army… An army of robotic men! Doofenshmirtz activated his army by flicking a small red switch of metal on his control panel and the robotic men came to life instantly, activated by an electrical signal of the radio variety- such as a remote controlled car works. The men stood still but hummed a low hum, the hum of electrical fans cooling their inner parts. Doofenshmirtz, standing on his metal grated balcony, observed with great pride these beasts of metal. They observed directly in front of them their creator with cold indifference. But with another flick of a green switch Doofenshmirtz activated their main ‘brain’ unit, their CPU, and their hard drives which collected electrically stored memory information. Now, to give orders! Now, to war! To victory! Doofenshmirtz turned once more to Perry, now but fifty metres away flying at full pace by way of his two jet rockets. They both expired and he came to a stop, sliding to a halt before his enemy. “Ah, Perry the platypus… What an unexpected surprise! And by that i mean a completely expected surprise! Now to simply activate my trap-” But before Doofenshmirtz could activate his electric trap mechanism Perry threw a glass of water he had picked up from a table onto the control panel, causing it to explode, and Doofenshmirtz’s army of robotic men to shut down. “Curse you Perry the platypus!” said Doofenshmirtz with much anger, as Perry flew away triumphant yet again.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Dear Diary Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Dear Diary Chapter 3

I got a sudden inspiration for this chapter, and just sat down and typed it all up. No problems, no pauses, no writer’s block. I love it when stuff works like that.

Anyways, I think this chapter is my favorite so far, for more reason than one. So enjoy.

Dear Diary,

Im soooooo excited! I finally worked up the courage to ask Jeremy to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls Choice Dance thats tomorrow and guess what? He not only said yes, but he said that hed been waiting for me to ask him!

Waiting for me. He was waiting for me, specially. If Mindy had asked him, or Jenny, or Stacey, or anybody else, he wouldve said no. He wouldve said no because he was waiting for me. Isnt that the sweetest thing youve ever heard?

Anywaystheres only one thing I can think of now that sort of spoils my absolute joy. No, its not even that Phineas and Ferb got away with their scheme again- however annoying that is, thats typical. (Besides, I got more pie.) No, the one little thing thats kind of bugging me right now has to do with Isabella. I feel bad for her.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Not Another PAF Episode – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Not Another PAF Episode – Chapter 1

Not another PAF Episode

By Ten Black Roses

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It was a disappointingly predictable day of wholeness as Phineas and Ferb were doing something fun.

And by fun I mean ludicrously irksome for their tastes even though they were only nine years old, meaning they shouldnt even have the amplitude to desire that much intricacy in retrospect.

Wow Ferb this is interesting! Said a happy Phineas, while looking at a statue of a dude.

Thats exactly what Id be saying if I were trying to go against the writers volition for there to actually be a plot instead of renouncing my own accurately childish acumen in order to inexpensively add variety to this show

Kind of Ironic when you think about it Replied Ferb.

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This beach is only for sandy-haired mummies! (Linda Flynn qualifies)

Phineas Und Ferb Nackt

Hentai Picture: This beach is only for sandy-haired mummies! (Linda Flynn qualifies)
Delicate cutie exhibiting her well used ass hole after a stunning fluff-the-duff exercise! Here is some unexpected turn of events in Phineas and Ferb retold in erotic key. Aching Phineas and Ferb cum receptacle craves for a huge ebony boner squeezed into her firm anus, and then polish it with her mouth till it shoots tons of cum giving her a messy facial cumshot to savor on…

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Battle For Phineas Chapter 7

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Battle For Phineas Chapter 7

A/N:
Yeah, I kinda promised you guys that this chapter would come out a
lot sooner than this. SORRY ABOUT THAT! I totally forgot that fan
fiction . net existed now that I got The Sims: Life Stories and
on Christmas will get The Sims 2: Double Deluxe (Includes The Sims
2, The Sims 2: Nightlife Expansion Pack and The Sims 2 Celebration
Stuff).

Also,
you probably noticed that Phineas is really out of character (being
more mature and stuff).

Anyway,
heres what you came here for!:

Phineas
and Ferb: The Battle for Phineas

Chapter
7: Old Days?

Isabella,
after hours of sleeping, woke up and found herself in her
living rooms couch with Staceys mother at her side. Shes
waking up she heard Mrs. Hirano say. Shell be alright, she
just needs to rest for a while. It was probably just from stress.
Tell me, has she had a lot on her mind? she asked Mrs.
Garcia-Shapiro. I think she might she replied.

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