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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Skateboard Ramp – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Skateboard Ramp – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb in “The Skateboard Ramp”

The villain Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz was quite complacent, far more so than usual, as he sat observing his latest creation- an army of robot men! These creatures, if they may be called by that term, were made of pure titanium, a substance renowned for it’s strength, and used in aeroplanes and such devices requring durability. They were of an average human size and weight, and their motion was similar, though with that robotic nature which is quite unavoidable if one is not to expend great time and effort producing those subtleties so wanted by us these days, and which gave the creatures a somewhat ungraceful walk. Their voice, for they communicated by speech as do men, was metallic and pure of any imperfection- but had a ringing- like that of a bell or an echo. Doctor Doofenshmirtz had not been foolish as regards weaponry either- for this army of cold metal men (cold of emotion for a robot, like any electrically operated device warms to some degree) were equipped with laser blasters on their right fingertips, and could shoot as fast as any bullet- and injure just as efficiently. So then, as this great villain contemplated his latest creations, standing still in neat rows like a freshly begun game of Chess- his mind turned from these to his enemy, Perry the Platypus- a secret agent who had been his undoing for many years… Yet now, armed with this great army, how could Perry defeat him? He was at last invincible. “Now” he said, arising and turning to face a control panel with many a switch and lever, a buzzing and a beeping as is a control panels nature, “Now to rid myself of that accursed Perry once and for all… To blast him from existence at last! Ah- what grand and beautiful thoughts are these- the final destruction of my longstanding arch nemesis… who has o’er a thousand times defeated me so blastedly successfully… But NO! Now i shall face him with confidence and with a knowledge i shall be victorious! A great triumph this will be!” Doofenshmirtz then walked to his balcony, and observed calmly his surroundings- downtown Danville. “Ah… this breeze is a great thing- i am very grateful for this bestowment… which allows my brain to think more clearly without the infernal confusing heat… Yes… now that i think clearly… yes… It seems Perry has not a single chance to defeat me- and… Hello! What is that on the horizon above that great skyscraper? It’s… No! It can’t be! A flying platypus! Flying by aid of a rocket and metal wings! Of Aluminium i’m sure… or perhaps Carbon Fibre, which is just as strong but twice as light, or thereabouts as good in it’s qualities relative… for the precise knowledge is vaguely in my memory… But let’s avert from all this rambling thought- to my present situation! Here at bullet pace comes my nemesis, that platypus who has so successfully defeated me… all these many times… But now! Now we shall see a new dawn, a new day, the Day of Doofenshmirzt! Ahahahahahahahaha!” Doofenshmirtz’s rambling thoughts came to a halt abruptly as he considered what was to be his next course of action. Certainly with one like Perry, with his wits so very much about him, and with his veritable army of gadgetry to assist him in his every wish and desire… to capture such a beast surely required another army… An army of robotic men! Doofenshmirtz activated his army by flicking a small red switch of metal on his control panel and the robotic men came to life instantly, activated by an electrical signal of the radio variety- such as a remote controlled car works. The men stood still but hummed a low hum, the hum of electrical fans cooling their inner parts. Doofenshmirtz, standing on his metal grated balcony, observed with great pride these beasts of metal. They observed directly in front of them their creator with cold indifference. But with another flick of a green switch Doofenshmirtz activated their main ‘brain’ unit, their CPU, and their hard drives which collected electrically stored memory information. Now, to give orders! Now, to war! To victory! Doofenshmirtz turned once more to Perry, now but fifty metres away flying at full pace by way of his two jet rockets. They both expired and he came to a stop, sliding to a halt before his enemy. “Ah, Perry the platypus… What an unexpected surprise! And by that i mean a completely expected surprise! Now to simply activate my trap-” But before Doofenshmirtz could activate his electric trap mechanism Perry threw a glass of water he had picked up from a table onto the control panel, causing it to explode, and Doofenshmirtz’s army of robotic men to shut down. “Curse you Perry the platypus!” said Doofenshmirtz with much anger, as Perry flew away triumphant yet again.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Closest Thing To Heaven Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Closest Thing To Heaven Chapter 1

Disclaimer:
I dont own the TV show Phineas and Ferb or any of its
characters, places, etc. I also dont own the song I used.

A/N: This
fic was inspired by a song from Phineas and Ferbs own: Vincent
Martella!!! (Yeah, now Im in love with him LOL). The song is
called Closest Thing to Heaven. Sorry if the lyrics are wrong,
but I looked for them on the internet a lot of times and I couldnt
find them so I had to write them myself. And other thing: Vincent
singing this song actually sounds like Phineas in some parts of the
song

PEOPLE
THIS IS MY FIRST SONGFIC SO PLEASE BE NICE!

Phineas and Ferb:
The Closest Thing to Heaven

You know what?
Little Phineas Flynn (now 12) finally had gotten the picture that
Isabella (now 13) -still- liked him. He figured that he actually felt
the same way about her. He consulted it with Ferb (now 12), and Ferb
listened to him with a Finally! expression. Now, he was just
waiting for the right moment to tell her his feelings.

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Candace or Stacy – which one’s slit you wuold nail first-ever?

Phineas And Ferb Hentai Game

Hentai Picture: Candace or Stacy – which one’s slit you wuold nail first-ever?
Ruttish Candace Flynn relishes a sloppy blowjob and has the living daylights fucked out of her pussy by her well-hung lover in front of the camera’s eye. Be on the alert because this Phineas and Ferb stuff is much fuller of surprises than you can possibly imagine: well-hung dudes penetrate tight holes here! Let’s follow the lead of a cum dumpster from Phineas and Ferb that is being screwed now right on the floor after making purchases a couple of minutes ago…

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Candace Flynn wants every one to observe her fresh phat globes!

Isabella Phineas And Ferb Nude

Hentai Picture: Candace Flynn wants every one to observe her fresh phat globes!
Too explicit release of Phineas and Ferb frenzy with the most fuckable personages get in all sorts of fuck adventures. A lusty dude does in the asshole and gives a tremendous cumshot all over her face… Let’s follow the example of a whore from Phineas and Ferb who is having her pussy polished right on the curb after trying on some clothes in a shop just a minute ago…

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Views on Candace Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Views on Candace Chapter 1

This does not belong to me. This is a first. This is just what people think of Candace.

Candace

Ferb

He thought his step-sister was just a teenage boy obessed girl with nothing more to her.

Phineas

He loved Candace no matter her imperfections.

Jeremy

He liked her. She was sassy, pretty and friendly. He just wondered why she was so strange sometimes.

Suzy

The most obnoxious brat you’d ever find.

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Phineas and Ferb: The Love Story – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb: The Love Story – Chapter 1

Hi readers! I didnt
see the Phineas and Ferb category so I did a search and saw someone
with a Phineas and Ferb story here so Im putting it here too I
guess. This if kind of a love/not-so-comedy/general story

Phineas and Ferb: The
Secret Admirer (Chapter 1)

Phineas and Ferb were
sitting over the tree again. So Ferb. What do you wanna do today?

Ferb make a I dont
know pose. What about Perry? What does he wanna do today?

Perry did the sound he
always do. Phineas sighed. He saw Isabella coming to the door and he
fixed his hair. Ferb made a Here it goes again face. Isabella
walked to the tree. Hi Phineas, hi Ferb. Whatcha doing?

Thinking about what
are we gonna do today Phineas replied.

Oh. Well whatever
you do, if you need help you can come to me she said staring at
him and he smiled. Ok he said.

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Threesome: The size of Phineas’ dick makes isabella horny immediately!

Phineas And Ferb Jeremy And Candace Have SexPhineas And Ferb Jeremy And Candace Have Sex Continue reading

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