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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets – Chapter 3

Isabella’s P.O.V.
I wake up to George shaking me, he does this every day at exactly 9:00 A.M. When I try to sit up I get my first surprise of the day, Perry is curled up on my chest and sleeping peacefully. He wakes up when I move, he looks at me and chatters loudly, then walks out of my room. As I take a shower I wonder how he managed to get in, I remember that he is a secret agent and think about the day I found it out. I am trapped in a cage by Vanessa’s father, Perry is standing between me and Doofenshmirts. He is wearing a cute little brown hat and is giving Doofenshmirts a look that would have curdled milk, Doofenshmirts starts talking to Perry as I sit in my cage and think about how I finally get Phineas to notice me then get trapped in a cage where I’ll probably never see him again. Perry jumps up and punches Doofenshmirts in the face, Perry frees me from my cage, then leads me to a hover-jet. He gets in and motions for me to do the same. I turn the water off and step out of the shower. As I get dressed, I wonder why Perry is in my house. As I walk into the kitchen I see George balancing knives on his hands, He throws them to me as I walk in. I catch them out of reflex and tuck them into their sheaths, one behind the sash on my shoulder and one in my wasteband. As I start to eat some Lucky Charms, George walks over to a window and looks at Phineas and Ferb’s house. I look too and see Linda and Lawrence get into their car and drive away, Candace is nowhere to be seen. George points to Buford’s house, I look and see him with a few friends heading for the Flynn-Fletcher household. Phineas and Ferb are looking for something and don’t notice, Buford charges at Phineas and sends him flying into a tree trunk. Phineas slides down it with a groan, touches the back of his head, then gets hit in the face by Buford. Ferb has two people that i haven’t seen before on him while Baljeet is following Buford around like an obedient dog. I set down my uneaten cereal and stand up, then see Perry laying in a doorway. I walk over and pick him up, he chatters excitedly as I stroke his back. Then I follow George over to Phineas’s house, I see Phineas trying to get up and rush over to help. Buford tries to attack me while I am helping Phineas to his feet. George pops out of the shadows, grabs his arm in mid-swing,and throws him into Baljeet. As Phineas gives me a kiss I feel Perry go rigid in my arms, I see Baljeet and Buford pull knives on George, who appears to have only his cane. I try to get to George but Bufords friends block my path, I look down at Perry, who looks up and nods. I give the two the same smile George had given Buford yesterday, they hesitate, so I throw Perry at them. He sinks his spurs into one’s face as the other charges at me with what appears to be a steak knife, I dodge his cut as Baljeet flies by with the marks of his fight with George. I pull out the knife in my waistband and sink it into the foot of the person i’m fighting with. Two more people go after George as Baljeet gets back into the fight, George still has the smile on his face even though four blades are pointing at him, he twists his cane and pulls. A sword comes out of the cane, still gripping the snake’s head, he lunges at Baljeet. But instead of stabbing him, he takes the base of the cane and smashes it into his head, knocking him unconsious. The two that were facing George were looking like they regretted coming, Perry is pounding the the one I threw him at. I have never seen him hit anyone so hard, not even Doofenshmirts had ended up as bad as this guy. The other was trying to dig my knife out of his foot, I take the knife out of my sash and hit him in the temple with it, I pull my blade out of his foot after i’m sure he’s unconsious. Ferb is still fighting two more people and has Phineas protecting his back against another one. I slouch into the shadows and head to where George is, as I do I recall what he told me a few years ago. We are standing in our backyard, we are both holding sticks and getting ready to spar. He wants me to be able to protect myself, as we take a defensive stance he tells me “When you are trying to hide, move slowly to reduce noise. And when you do make noise that alerts them, freeze. Most people confuse speed with stealth, which gets them caught. As I head towards George he allows himself to be backed into the shadows, I step on a stick and it breaks, which causes Buford and his friends to turn around. I dash away from George, hoping they see the movement. They try and catch a sight of me as George seems to melt into the shadows behind them, they turn around to find he’s gone. Thinking he ran, they go for Ferb and Phineas. Two of Bufords friends fall, it is obvious why, one of them has George’s sword sticking out of his back while the other has his own knife in his chest. I’ll never be able to figure out how he does it, I shake my head as he steps out of the shadows that hide him and takes his sword out of the back that it is stuck in. I sneak up behind Buford, jump on his shoulders, and sink my knives into his shoulders. I surprisingly miss anything vital, but now his arms are useless. Buford looks crestfallen as he realizes that his arms are now useless, he calls for his friends and starts to leave. He looks at me, charges at me, and has Perry jump on him from behind. I turn away from an unconsious Phineas in time to grab Perry, who was thrown by Baljeet. Vanessa walks over and sees Ferb fighting with his two opponents. “Phil, Chris! Why are you attacking my boyfriend?” The two boys take a look at Ferb, then at Vanessa, and laugh. She turns red, pulls out her fathers gun, grins, and catches them on fire. Ferb manages to wake Phineas up, as the two try to put themselves out. George cleans his sword on the grass, hands me mine, and starts laughing as I walk over to Phineas, put down Perry, and kiss Phineas. He cries out in pain and looks down, I follow his gaze and see Perry right next to him. I look at Phineas’s leg, and see the same holes that Ferb has in his hand. I look at Perry, but he is glaring at Phineas. Across the yard, Ferb looks at me and Perry thoughtfully. I also notice George staring at me, this day just gets weirder and weirder.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Blasphemous Rumors Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Blasphemous Rumors Chapter 3

Chorus

(Approximately one hour later)

The suns presence was but a shadow for a day inside the hospital, making it a convenient abode for silence to fit in. No one else would have imagined a case such as this one would have had enough shock to keep anyone from speaking their mind. It made everyone think to the point of almost becoming unaware they had an employment to begin with.

Only one person who didnt need to be there was sitting outside the infirmary. He was a tall guy whose blond hair grew to a fair length and he wore a green-yellow shirt with khaki shorts.

It was no wonder Jeremy Johnson couldnt be found anywhere else, as it seemed he was the only person who wanted to talk with someone even the doctors felt uncomfortable in even trying to take a glimpse at.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Blasphemous Rumors Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Blasphemous Rumors Chapter 2

Fighting back the tears…

(One week, five days, five hours, two minutes, and forty two seconds later)

Mom, is Candace going to be well again? He asked. It didnt matter if it mightve perhaps brought more unease to his own mother, Phineas was too nave to understand.

Phineas, I dont know, okay? Just go and play with your brother She replied.

Linda was alone in her room, sitting on her bed as though she were ready to sleep. She was ready for anything that was on the verge of moving on.

All was cooperative as it remained silent, but not if it dealt with anything that wasnt going to cure her daughter, or the insupportable guilt she couldnt decide whether it was there or just coming from her imagination. When humans cant get any better and know it, they are left with the choice of putting themselves out of their own despair. But when not even that works as a detour, they become trapped in a maze that turned out to be a labyrinth from the beginning.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Come Home Perry – Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Come Home Perry – Chapter 1

Come Home Perry!
By
The Sole Survivor

Xx

So if were enemies again,
does that mean AAHHH! Dr. Doofenshmirtz began before Agent P
promptly released him. Curse you, Perry the Platy Aaagh!
His nemesis screamed as he fell to the desert ground, rolling to a
stop on a large pillow. He then cheerfully shouted up at him, Oh,
now see there, a a throw pillow. You guys do it right!

Perry the Platypus stared through half-lidded eyes before he
sighed, his arms hanging below him. He was finally allowed to go back
to his family after defeating The Regurgitator, as easy as that was,
even if it was Doofenshmirtz who did most of it.

Okay, so he
did all of it. All Perry really did was save Doofenshmirtz before the
place self-destructed, which actually was Doofenshmirtzs fault in
the first place. Perry shook his head and rolled his eyes
sardonically.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets Chapter 2

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Family Secrets Chapter 2

Ferb’s P.O.V.
As Phineas walks back to where he was standing with Isabella still laughing and gasping for breath, Perry walks over to her and rubs against her and chatters loudly. She picks him up while finally managing get herself under control. I look at Perry, a little surprised that he is showing so much affection for Isabella. Candace walks out of the house and stares at George, I guess she sees some resemblance to his sister. Isabella, still carrying Perry, walks over to George and they both stare at Candace. She looks back and forth between them as the rest of us wait patiently for her to figure it out. Finally Isabella, looking cross, says to Candace “this is my brother, George.” Candace’s face turns from disbelief to shock just as quickly as Phineas’s had. She takes one last look, shakes her head, and walks away. As soon as she is out of sight, everybody starts laughing except me. I am still wondering about why Perry is so attached to Isabella. I give a start as Vanessa nudges me, a look of surprise on her face. I look around and see her father walking towards us, a malevolent looking gun in his hands. I sit there waiting as he comes closer, Isabella is the next to notice him. Dr. D. looks at Isabella for a few seconds, appears to recognize her, and goes towards her. I look around, Isabella is still standing next to Phineas while holding Perry, who appears to be smiling but is watching Doofenshmirts closely. Vanessa is still beside me, shaking her head at him. I look for George, but he is nowhere to be seen. I remember something he told me the day we moved in. “Don’t look for a hidden person,look for edges that are out of place, as well as movement. They are easier to see in the darkness” I notice a movement in the shadows to my left and moving quickly, and recognize the silver snake head in his hand. He looks around, then disappears up a tree. Vanessa’s father comes to a stop a few feet from the tree George just climbed. I nudge Vanessa as Dr. D. points his gun at Isabella, I speak just loudly enough for him to hear. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” He looks over at me and sees his daughter, as he comes our way I see the champagne bottle in the pocket of his lab coat as well as a distinctive stagger. Now he is directly under the tree,I notice a branch twitch, when he notices Perry in Isabellas hands. “Perry the Platypus” he says loudly, I smell the alcohol across the yard. He points his weapon at Perry and starts to pull the trigger. “Don’t!” I cry, but it is too late. George’s cane drops, surprising him, his shot goes wide and sets a tree on fire. Vanessa, recognizing the cane, tries to coax her father away from the tree. Isabella says something to Phineas and he, still not thinking straight from his run in with Buford, walks over to me and starts dragging me away. I start to fight then see the look in Isabella’s eyes, I shake him off, pinch the muscles in his neck, watch him drop, and stay where I am. To be truthful, she scares me. After what she did to my cousin, and earlier between her and Buford. I didn’t want to get on her bad side, but I had to make sure nothing serious happened. Vanessa looks worried as she watches the tree where George is. Her father takes better aim at Perry and Isabella, tightens his finger on the trigger, and gets knocked unconsious by the fact that George falls out of the tree and lands on his head, there is the sickening crunch of skull hitting skull. Then George stands up, picks up his cane, turns, and runs into the tree. He falls backwards and starts laughing, Isabella goes over to George as Vanessa goes to her father. Isabella sets Perry down while she checks George’s skull for dents, Vanessa does the same for Dr. Doofenshmirts. They decide there is nothing wrong and start talking, There is still worry on their faces until Dr. D opens his eyes, sees Perry, looses ear-splitting shriek, and runs off. George is still laying there laughing. Everbody starts laughing with him. Phineas, awake after I knocked him unconsious , starts acting normal again, he walks over and puts his arm around Isabella. I notice that Perry is now shaking where he stands and glaring at Phineas. I walk over to pick him up and see what’s wrong, but he shoves his spurs into my hand and heads towards Isabella.I start inspecting the wound, which is leaking a clear fluid, and remember that Perry’s species is posionous. But I have already done some research on the venom and know that it just makes the wound hurt, which explains why it feels like somebody is sticking knives into my hand. As I clean out the wound, I wonder once again why Perry is so attached to Isabella when me and Phineas have known him since he hatched.

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Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: AlakaFerb Chapter Four

Phineas and Ferb Pornography Story: AlakaFerb Chapter Four

Chapter Four: Mission Important

Candace, meanwhile, was out and about on the no-longer-fun bike ride with Jeremy and his evil little sister, Suzy. Candace was sandwiched in between the two, her Jeremy riding in front of Candace and little Suzy behind her. She felt like at any moment, Suzy could strike and take her out easily. Not exactly a warm feeling to have. Candace kept on peddling, despite this sense of danger. “This is so not what I had in mind.”

“Too bad,” Suzy said as she peddled with an evil grin plastered on her face. “because as long as I’m around, Jeremy is mine.”

“Look, girlie,” Candace did her best to look behind her and peddle at the same time. She, upon seeing the cute little girl sitting there, realized that she, perhaps, was being too harsh on her. After all, it was just a case of jealousy, right? “I’m not trying to steal Jeremy from you, Suzy. I could never steal a brother/sister relationship from someone, nor would I try.” Candace smiled warmly and attempted to bond with the girl. Hopefully it would all be better because of this. “So, why can’t we be friends?”

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Freak Walking candy cane Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Freak Walking candy cane Chapter 1

Freak?! Walking
candy cane?!

This is the
end of the episode Hail Doofania. And since Im Brazilian, I
dont know if its the drycleaner or the drycleaner guy. Hope you
like it!

Hey!
Vanessa and Candace said at the exact same time.

Why are you
wearing MY clothes?! The Goth chick asked.

I was gonna
ask the same thing! The red-haired one replied.

Ok, we need to
dis-swap our clothes! Vanessa wasnt that angry, but she
wanted her clothes back.

Yeah, lets
do it before you ruin my life more that you already did!!!
Candace WAS that angry.

What?! First,
I didnt ruin my life, the drycleaner guy did it and second why was
your life ruined?

Hey, I didnt
ruin anyones life! Said Tom, the drycleaner guy.

Dear, its
between this girl and me. Candace said to Tom.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Feelings PxD Chapter 1

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: Feelings PxD Chapter 1

Perry had now been
human for about 3 weeks and seeing Doofenshmirtz everyday was
starting to become more awkward. It was just the way Doofenshmirtz
looked at him and acted around him, it was all sotense. The blush
in his cheeks hadnt been that strong since he invented the ball
gown inator. He still hadnt given him a proper reason WHY he had
invented that anyway. Even when they fought whenever their hands met
there always seemed to be a pause and the glint in the doctors eye
said were holding hands. Although even though it was mainly
Doofenshmirtz who acted this way around him, Perry knew that whenever
the doctor blushed he was usually blushing with him. He couldnt
take it anymore he had to get this sorted out.

Doofenshmirtz
was stirring in his sleep hugging his pillow tight towards him. All
these feelings, all these thingsthey were taking time away from
his evil. Butit was just something about the Platyperson
thatmoved him. Gah! But he was almost a boy, a teenager, a scrawny
little child! There was no way that could affect him. He had never
felt like this before, torn. His cheeks turned a deep red as he
hugged his knees. He couldntlove Perry. He thought it through,
the way he was acting, the way he couldnt stop thinking about him,
the way he felt when their skin metDoofenshmirtz swallowed the
lump in his throat. He held back the tears in his eyes running
fingers through his hairhe just couldnt. It was just so wrong!
He ran for the door. he needed a walk, now!

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Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Phineas and Ferb The Video – Chapter Three

Phineas and Ferb Porno Story: Phineas and Ferb The Video – Chapter Three

Previously on Phineas
and Ferb The Movie

You lied to me
about my own dad! Phineas yelled at his mom.

I did what I had
to do! What would you have done in my position?! Linda yelled
back.

Dear Mom, Dad,
Candace, and Ferb,

Ever since Mom told
me about what happened to my real dad, Ive decided to go out and
find him. If I cant, then I might as well start a new life. Ill
miss you all, especially Candace and Ferb. They were the best brother
and sister a guy could ever have. So long and goodbye.

Yours truly,

Phineas

P.S. With any luck,
I might be able to find the truth about Ferbs real mom while Im
at it. If I have anything about her, Ill contact you guys as soon
as possible.

Phineass P.O.V.

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Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Chaotic Christmas – Chapter 3

Phineas and Ferb Porn Story: The Chaotic Christmas – Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Guys, I need you in the front lawn! Phineas called, trying to get everyone together. Okay, he started, its starting to get dark and we all have to go home in a few minutes, so lets make sure we have everything ready for tomorrow.

Isabella, The Fireside Girls, and Ferb lined up as they prepared for Phineass check list.

Isabella, Phineas started.

Yes?

Do you have the reindeer tied to the sled?

Yes, theyre all in the back yard and ready to be moved tomorrow.

Great. Christmas trees?

Theyre in stands, watered, lit, tinseled, and ornamented.

Ex-cel-lent Phineas carefully pronounced each syllable as he crossed out another item on his clip board. He moved on to The Fireside Girls.

Girls?

Sir! they all said in unison, answering as though they were in the military.

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